it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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