But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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