Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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