I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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