i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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