Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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