called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I cut my penus on the lid.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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