You were right. It hurts to walk today.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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