There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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