after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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