Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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