No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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