Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
