I cut my penus on the lid.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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