Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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