SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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