what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sorry about my life...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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