So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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