Christians are straight up FREAKS
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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