glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
