party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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