Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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