I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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