So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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