we're blogging at a bar
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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