i just wanna soil my oats bro
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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