Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
my poor anus
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
