it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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