Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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