College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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