He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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