I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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