At least make sure they are 18
Why
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
