She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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