pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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