with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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