Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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