I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
