I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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