2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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