Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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