how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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