Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She said her name was "party"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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