Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
