im holly from the hills drunk
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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