I want to make a zoo with you.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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