My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You are the jesus of drinking
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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