just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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