the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
