i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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