I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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