Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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